Monday, November 26, 2007

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Thursday, November 22, 2007

My Orkut Testimonial for Archana

This is what I wrote for Archana Gandhi today:

Hey Dulhanji!
This is my wedding gift to u as I could not personally attend.
Archana speaks soo fast that often I have to say "come again":)
She is a caring and ever-smiling BABE!

Wherever she goes, she takes the initiative and brings the situation under control.
In a huge party, she takes the charge and orders the food of ur choice without ur permission!
She figures out effortlessly what u would like to eat without even asking u even if u r meeting her for the 1st time!
When she is ur guest, u become her guest as she plays the host herself!
All of a sudden she flocks to ur home with a gang of 30 friends; then feeds everybody without ur help.
Her presence turns a huge crowd into one family!!
Being a Jain, she declares “I don’t eat onions as I am fasting”
Then immediately u will find her relishing her favorite cheese ONION Utappa!

Hey Archana,
U outshine the Sun, bringing light to the sun Himself!!!!
Kahaan Tum, aur kahaan Suraj??
Ur bubbly presence lights up the whole surroundings like
"Chirag tale andhera”[:)]

I wish u and ur hubby a great married life.
Best wishes as always

Friday, November 9, 2007

THE Perfect Date


I have written the following in my idea of a perfect first date in Orkut profile..... Lol

Perfect first date is a black or brown seedless date.
Perfect 2nd date is a black or brown seedless date!
(Pink is preferable if it exists)

2 dates at a time are enuf 2 keep u healthy :)

On a serious note, THE perfect date is a picnic-ride to the Andromeda Galaxy in an automated spaceship with only me (Krishna) and she (Radha) on board, traveling 728 times faster than light (I don't mind traveling back into time:)) ) !!
And watching together cosmic bodies like stars, black holes (I have made special gravitational lens goggles thru which u can "see" the black holes), nebulae as we pass by.